Final Chapter

There's a long queue out there, A very long wait.
They are waiting and its going to take a very long time.
Day by day its getting longer and slower.
They are waiting for their turn to die...
Its bigger than the queue of people who want to live.

Haroon's Story

Once there was a mouse,doing his business was usual,as a mouse does> Adi-badi!! Everything was fine until he got himself in mess with his tail being pricked by a thorn. It was a big thron,as big as "when two hands are stretched sideways".
He went to a barber(As it always happen in a good story, a saviour pops up out of nowhere,a barber this time)to get his thorn removed and the hopeless barber tried to remove it with a razor which proved to be too sharp for the mouse's tail!
Angry mouse after having lost his tail yelled at barber," arey kaisey nilaley tum? mayri dum katgaye na!!!". without waiting for the barber to respond the angry mouse ran away with barber's most precious tool, his razor. a revenge well taken.

As the tail-less mouse ran on the street until he came across a wedding party.
at the wedding party...
to be (cont..d)

I LOVE YOU

Three words that have changed the life of millions and is still changing as you read this.Such a beautiful phrase. I Love You.But, my inquisitive mind never understood it!!
I try to explore what exactly does "I love you" mean?

I began my research with a hypothesis " I LOVE YOU " means "All Selfish fall in Grief to end in Dispute and Discontent".

I started with first word,

1) "I"

I means I!
An alphabet thats a word in itself! I.
It denotes ego, pride, arrogance and selfishness. a wise man had said, I is most selfish one letter word, never use it!


2)Love
Love is actually a feeling , an emotion.
According to ROGER HIGHFIELD's article on the subject published in 'The Daily Telegraph' on February 14, 2007,"The effects of love on the brain are similar to those of cocaine, according to a team that has studied scans of love-struck people.
Some of the brain systems activated in people who are in love are similar to those active in people who have been recently rejected, according to an as-yet-unpublished study by the same team. This time they studied 15 lovelorn young people as they looked at pictures of their former partners."

"The Gresham Professor for Public Understanding of Psychiatry, Raj Persaud, who organized a Telegraph online Valentine's experiment, said, "What this important research is adding to is our understanding that love is one of the strongest of the basic drives — people when in love do extraordinary things.""

INFERENCE 1: Love equal insanity.

The researchers found that empathy activates the same regions of the brain that process these context-dependent aspects of pain, including the anterior insula and anterior cingulate. Knowing your loved one is in pain automatically activates the subjective pain-processing regions of your brain, which leads to empathy. But the areas involved in processing the exact location of the pain in your body as well as the objective intensity of the pain are involved only when you experience pain in yourself.
The researchers studied how this all played out by using a brain-scanning technique called functional magnetic resonance imaging, or fMRI. In the experiments, women who reported the strongest feelings of empathy showed the greatest activity in the context-dependent pain regions as their loved ones endured simulated bee stings. Even when the women didn’t see their partners’ pained faces, their brains reacted.(ref: How your brain handles love and pain http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4313263/)

There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.
~Aeschylus, founder of Greek tragedy
INFERENCE 3 : Love leads to painful memory

Its the most used four letter word. yes, you read it right, USED. love leads to being used.

INFERENCE 4: feeling of being used

OXYTOCIN is a Love harmone that work on the brain to signal love, this when induced more releases signals of pain. Love and Pain work on the same part of brain with same harmone.

In short this one line explains everything “Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt, deeply hurt by someone you trust.”

INFERENCE 5: same part of brain,chemical responds to pain and love.

so now, Love equals Pain/Hurt/Insanity/Being Used, in short we can say that love means disaster.


"YOU"

you is the start of a blame game.
Every blame start with YOU, Every disagreement or dispute start with YOU, Every fight discord starts with 'you' or 'your'. In short you is not a nice word, it leads to fight, disagreement and dispute.All dispute have arrogance as a base.

Now if we put all the inferences together we have

I = Pride/Selfish/Ego
Love = Pain/Grief/Insanity/Being Used
YOU = Disagreement/Discontent/Dispute

Now we can say I Love you means>

All Selfish and prideful fall in grief to end in dispute

or

Egoistically Painful Arrogance of a dispute.

or

Be proud to loose and grief in discontentment.


Hence the Hypothesis stands Proved: Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

To further strengthen my research i have following references from Internet.

www.theaurus.com, it says, "no results found" , " did you mean 'Alive' ? "! Alive???? so does I love you mean 'dead'? or trying to live? now, i am getting little worried.

www.references.com gives a detailed list of references to songs, movies, endless crap.. does Love mean Crap?

I thought www.dicitonary.com should give an exact meaning of what this phrase means.
but, here it simply redirects to www.ask.com or google search and simply shows many links to youtube , movies, songs, translations, cards and every thing except the explanation..
'100 reasons why i love you',
'different ways to say i love you'...,
'I love you' images!
Very weird, does love leave a human agitated and more confused? does love mean confusion?

I have never seen anyone rise in love, everyone I know fall in love, does love mean to belittle yourself?

the most interesting result was from www.Wiekipedia.com, it says I love you is a Virus and it comes with an attachment "love letter for you", very interesting!!

A Friend of mine contributed, said he found this on net (unknown source)

To find Love you need Money and Time
so
Love = Time x Money
Time, is always denoted by Money
so now we can say,
Love = Money x Money
OR
Love = Money2 (Money Square)

Money has always proved to be root cause of problem.

Money = square root of Problem

Now we can replace Money with Square root of Problem.
Love = Sqr root of Problem2

ie
Love = Problem.

! ! !

Eventually

Everything falls in place at one point or another.

We are mere spectators of this spectacular display of myriad colours and emotions which is to a epic proportions, epic, actually, is a too small word to describe it.

The agony, the pain, the misery, the loneliness, the isolation, the despreration

The joy, the sorrow,the pleasure. Its all ment to be, but, in the end it all falls in place.

The purpose is beyond human mind,

The journey is beyond human endevours,

The destination is undisclosed but certain,

Eventually paving way for everything to fall in place.

It’s a very large canvas that we tiny humans paint,One bit at a time, One row a period, one line an event,

Bit by bit step by step….eventually it all falls in place.

And when it does falls into place, quiet a few of us are lucky enough to see it fall in place, to see how magnificent the end result is!

Every life a master piece

Every bit, every moment a purposeful stroke

Every failure, every success a contrasting meadow of colours

Every life a breath taking piece of work.

Cause eventually everything will fall into place.

Joy in hues of pink and red,love and hate in a contrasting interplay of black and white,sorrow in a grey,hope and aspirations in green and purple and yellow,

Eventually every life more complex than a Picasso.

Eventually.

Lunch

One day in my usual best, sleeves rolled up, napkin on hand to help my ‘kin’ to wake me up in case I end up taking a ‘nap”, I guess that’s what napkins are for. Pahadey papad or simply a mountain of papads, Rice and Sambar with a frugal drop of ghee, for those of you who are not blessed enough on their tongues to acknowledge the supreme taste, supreme-er than the taste of chicken supreme pizza, this culinary delight is a gastronomical surprise with few explosion that take place even after 2 hours of indulgence with gaseous results which is often misinterpreted as a fat man’s fart, pahadey papad is simply a delight.
While in my tryst with this set meal I looked up towards the roof simply to hold back my mucolytic nose from dripping down, its actually an expert’s maneuver to not let that drip down, it also gives an interrupting heavenly indulgence, you will realize this only when you surrender fully to divine offering that’s in your plate. But this time, I really was interrupted with what I saw on the wall, No, it wasn’t a lizard it was a idiotic box which once was a pride of every drawing room( I never saw a envious neighbour though) has now lost a million tones of weight from all sides due to over indulgence and now hangs quietly on a wall, thin and boring. Boring, but not this time, they were airing a footage of a shoe that actually thrown on the president of USA, more so in a press conference!!!

What a marvelous piece of work! FBI and CIA had to train Mr.Muntadar al-Zeidi properly, oh yes, he is a CIA agent, give him a press identity card, make him sit at a perfect position, shoe had to be size 10, (I have been informed Mr.Zeidi wears size 9, his actual size!) it had to be Turkish make (after all they sponsored the event), a Javelin thrower( a Russian Olympic gold medalist) trained him because distance to a subject is directly propositional to weight of the object and velocity is inversely propositional to lenght of the arm and its swing,,, where does all this lead to? Inexplicably simple, it was all a set up!!! You are asking me ‘why?’ My reply is ‘why not?’, CIA were after him for a long time, here ‘him’ is Mr Bush and FBI was planning it over every candle lit dinner!!! When his first term was over, he wanted an extension! They coxed him to go with a promise to get him a house on the beach with a peach porch and a pink sherry to drink, Stars within reach on a clear blue sky, Dinners by the sea with a flickering-ly lit up candle light, days in the sun, absorbing as much of sun and sweat, full with a set of interestingly idiot audience with an IQ slightly higher than that of a monkey to applause on his every antic... ALT –CTRL –DEL !!! The idea didn’t workout cause he wanted a pink Cadillac as well! . Monkey of a man that he is, he winked at it as he winked at the queen of Great Britain. Won he second term to office with full support of unwitty votes. So, why now? After at this time? now he wants the the white house painted in pink! because, long after he is gone he wants history to be written about him and he be known as a man of peace and love. Insensitive to sensibilities of common sense, what exactly is common sense for that matter? , With his legendary attention span which is estimated to be slightly lower than a fish's, explains us many unexplained questions on how commonsense does not work. my boggled brain still does not accept the unrealistically curvious and jarringly kinky attitude of Ape Man-read Mr.Bush.

He simply screwed up my sinful indulgence and turned it into ordinary lunch.I had made elaborate arrangements for this day, had arranged for a prepaid taxi to pick me up, I don't eat a Meal and drive, safety first!! Totally disappointed, Cold yogurt with sugar could not console me. I decided to wage a war with my self and repeat this delightful expedition again, but this time television will be in snooze mode and Bush will no more be in the White House.

Kabsey

Youn hota to kaya hota?

यौन होता तो काया होता?

Mein na hota to kaya hota?

में न होता तो काया होता?

Youn mein na hota,Youn firagh e subaha no hotee

यौन में न होता, यौन फिरघ ऐ सुबह नो होती,

Youn naumeed shaam na hotee,

यौन नौमीद शाम न होती,

Youn ruswa mein na hota
यौन रुसवा मेंन होता,

Na janey kab sey hoon mein na umeed.

न जाने कब हूँ में न उम्मीद.

Na jaaney kaab woh subah hogi jis key muntezir har raat namm ankh sey katt ti hai.

न जाने काब वोह सुबह होगी जिस के मुन्तेय्जिर हर रात नाम् आंख से कट टी है.

Na janey kabsey,

न जाने कबसे

Kabsey!

कबसे !

Hope

If you don't see light at the end of the tunnel, its probably a moonless midnight, just hold on, you are about to see a beautiful sunrise.